• @[email protected]
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    173 hours ago

    Damn. I always felt bad enough for women with big boobs having to deal with the back pain, but I never considered that they might jingle, too.

    • aname
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      62 hours ago

      Not all big breasted women suffer from backpains.

      Jingling is really annoying though.

  • @j4k3
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    73 hours ago

    No judgement here.

  • @PineRune
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    515 hours ago

    One can be folded into oragami. The other can be shot from a slingshot. I am truly enlightened.

  • @[email protected]
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    224 hours ago

    Bills won’t weigh you down when you’re hiking or make your pocket sag if they’re there a long time.

    • @burgeoning
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      The Dollars are light and graciously accepted by the cashier, but do not gratify the hand in its heft and presence. The coins are heavy, and bestows immediate gratification to the weighing extremities; nonetheless the cashier will be enraged at the prospect of counting the cost.

      Read that again.

    • @TootSweet
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      45 hours ago

      Happy cake day, gentleperson.