• @NegativeInf
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      255 months ago

      Fire ants rafting is a sure sign there is no god. At least not a benevolent, personal one.

      • AwesomeLowlander
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        Edit: The downvotes are making me wonder how many people didn’t get past the first sentence before skipping the rest.

        God is God to all living things, fire ants included. And did He not say, ‘Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything.’ (Genesis 9:3). And lo, the fire ants rejoiced, and partook of his great bounty (college students sitting in flood waters), and were fruitful.

        • Prehensile_cloaca
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          105 months ago

          I wonder what the fire ant commandments are, and how many burning bushes were involved

          • @NegativeInf
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            15 months ago

            Kill, consume, multiply, conquer. As they follow the goddess of cancer.