• Boozilla
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    1943 months ago

    Alternative headlines:

    • Dell wants to contribute to global warming for no good reason.
    • Dell wants to expose workers to death by automobile for no real reason.
    • @AbidanYre
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      1683 months ago

      Dell looking to cut workforce without layoffs.

    • @zoostation
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      -1223 months ago

      global warming

      When WFH began, I stopped taking the subway into the city every day and instead spent a lot more time driving around the suburbs. My car’s mileage and my ecological footprint went way up. You can’t just make up a statement and have it be true.

      • @slaacaa
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        443 months ago

        Interesting, for me it was the opposite.

        When I had to go back to the office, I started burning cooking oil and truck tires in my backyard every weekend, so my ecological footprint increased significantly

        • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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          143 months ago

          For me, working from home meant eating endangered species for lunch seven days a week instead of just two. Checkmate, liberals.

      • @systemglitch
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        383 months ago

        You are so clearly the exception is should not even have to be made clear.

      • @[email protected]
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        363 months ago

        Lol, “my personal anecdotal story, means someone else is crazy and wrong, despite me having no other evidence either.”

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      • @Specal
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        163 months ago

        What are you doing where you have to drive around aimlessly?

      • @[email protected]
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        103 months ago

        Did the people collating stats forget to take into account your hobbies? I feel like there was nothing forcing you to drive aimlessly around the burbs more than you would have normally outside of work, shopping and errands taking the same time as normal.

      • @sandbox
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        73 months ago

        The world is not flat, stop spreading misinformation.