• @cjoll4
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    383 months ago

    Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

    • threelonmusketeers
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      43 months ago

      “In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels… and there was much rejoicing.”

    • @[email protected]
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      3 months ago

      His head smashed in and his heart cut out.

      And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged.

      And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off.

      And his penis-