The former President’s plan to bring water to the California desert is, like a lot of his promises, a goofy pipe-dream.

In an apparent effort to address the pressing issue of California water shortages, Trump said the following: “You have millions of gallons of water pouring down from the north with the snow caps and Canada, and all pouring down and they have essentially a very large faucet. You turn the faucet and it takes one day to turn it, and it’s massive, it’s as big as the wall of that building right there behind you. You turn that, and all of that water aimlessly goes into the Pacific (Ocean), and if they turned it back, all of that water would come right down here and right into Los Angeles,” he said.

Amidst his weird, almost poetic rambling, the “very large faucet” Trump seems to have been referring to is the Columbia River. The Columbia runs from a lake in British Columbia, down through Oregon and eventually ends up in the Pacific Ocean. Trump’s apparent plan is to somehow divert water from the Columbia and get it all the way down to Los Angeles. However, scientific experts who have spoken to the press have noted that not only is there currently no way to divert the water from the Oregon River to southern California, but creating such a system would likely be prohibitively expensive and inefficient.

  • The Pantser
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    614 hours ago

    Can’t wait for the next forest fire in Canada and Trump to suggest a big fan to blow the smoke away from the US.

    • @Fosheze
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      713 hours ago

      Just switch all our wind turbines from suck to blow. Easy.

      • @Maggoty
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        412 hours ago

        Assuming we could actually create enough air flow to blow smoke out to sea, we’d be creating one hell of a weather phenomenon in the middle states.

      • Aviandelight
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        412 hours ago

        I don’t know why this triggered my brain but I can’t stop imagining this in my head and laughing my ass off.