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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•2 months agoThat’s because you’re a dumbass. Happy now?
minus-square@LemmyKnowsBestlinkEnglish1•2 months agoThat’s because huffing paint while listening to Theo Vonn podcasts has a tendency to cause amnesia.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoHow do you know what I do on my weekends?
I don’t remember being interviewed.
That’s because you’re a dumbass. Happy now?
You know what? Yes, yes I am!
That’s because huffing paint while listening to Theo Vonn podcasts has a tendency to cause amnesia.
How do you know what I do on my weekends?
You at least know there’s a weekend
It’s easy when every day’s a weekend!
That’s gotta count for something, right?