• Jenny! [she/her]English
    17•13 hours ago

    I’ll pay the dog to lick my stamps and pay the human employee not to 😅😅😅

    • @[email protected]English
      10•13 hours ago

      and pay the human employee not to 😅😅😅

      I just found a new retirement plan. I gotta set up in my public library and charge people to NOT lick stamps. 🤔. I’ll just set up a free dog licking station next to me. If I get with my animal shelter I can rotate dogs needing homes through.

      • Jenny! [she/her]English
        5•13 hours ago

        I’m sure the shelter pups would love the field trip and attention as well. Win/win