• Jenny! [she/her]English
    21•2 months ago

    I’ll pay the dog to lick my stamps and pay the human employee not to 😅😅😅

    • @[email protected]English
      11•2 months ago

      and pay the human employee not to 😅😅😅

      I just found a new retirement plan. I gotta set up in my public library and charge people to NOT lick stamps. 🤔. I’ll just set up a free dog licking station next to me. If I get with my animal shelter I can rotate dogs needing homes through.

      • Jenny! [she/her]English
        5•2 months ago

        I’m sure the shelter pups would love the field trip and attention as well. Win/win

        • FuglyDuckEnglish
          3•1 month ago

          And if they find a forever home their forever family also wins.

          So, that’s another win. And I’m sure they’d share pics to let us know how it goes. So we win.

          It’s really Win/win/win/win. So much winning.