• @apocalypticat
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    703 months ago

    Flood-proof, with a gated yard and a mature tree? Sounds like a dream house, not a nightmare.

    • @[email protected]
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      303 months ago

      Bonus: extra friends, and if you offer a sacrifice yearly, they defend the place when you are gone - woot!

      • @[email protected]
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        163 months ago

        Not to mention the lack of light pollution. Those are actual stars and I’m surprised I recognize them.

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          3 months ago

          Nice catch! It would have made more sense if the user you replied to noticed it first, based on their name.

          edit: I take it back, you both have star in your name! You should become friends, to make this go full-circle!

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            3 months ago

            I agree - and we’re dragging you into this circle as well (and no, not only bc @[email protected] and I need a sacrifice - but also bc we’ll enjoy your company forever afterwards!:-)

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            (Image is from Haunting of Hill House - a fantastic film series!!!)

            • @apocalypticat
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              33 months ago

              Ooh thanks for the scary movie recommendation. Glad I’m not in your immediate sacrifice plans hehe (⊙ _ ⊙ ). Friends, for now.

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                43 months ago

                Yes as @[email protected] mentioned, that one and even more so Haunting of Bly Manor are two of the best shows I have ever watched - not merely best “horror” show mind you, but best period. It’s fantastic storytelling! Horror shows have really come up lately, compared to older ones that got less attention and funding to make.

                And no worries - we haven’t even secured the house yet!? Maybe when we do, we can roll dice to see who gets to go first:-D.

              • @ettyblatant
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                33 months ago

                That series is genuinely creepy, and I even screamed out loud once! My girlfriend won’t rewatch with me but I probably put that series and it’s sister show Haunting of Bly Manor on once a year 👻💨

      • @this_1_is_mine
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        33 months ago

        Bet it has a grave yard on property. If your lonely you can dig up some friends.

    • @FilthyShrooms
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      213 months ago

      Sure, but the place is a money trap. Water damage everywhere, squirrels living in the walls, and 80 year old plumbing/electricity

      • @apocalypticat
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        63 months ago

        “I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.” Where is this house located, Paper Street?

      • @[email protected]
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        53 months ago

        The portal to the underworld in the basement that the previous owner failed to disclose.