• @[email protected]
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    839 hours ago

    i always wanted to go the extra mile, synergize, get the ball rolling, move the needle, think outside the box, and get out of my comfort zone. permanently

    • @nomous
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      352 minutes ago

      I just need to touch base so we can circle back.

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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      11 hour ago

      You forget to mention that you wanted to do all this going forward.

    • @RadicalEagle
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      399 hours ago

      I’m glad I got the opportunity to leverage my skills and knowledge in order to drive customer engagement and deliver wins as a team.

    • @NocturnalMorning
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      229 hours ago

      Don’t forget to over deliver and under promise. You’ll get paid the same, but it will make somebody else boatloads more money.

      • @[email protected]
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        55 hours ago

        I prefer to talk out my ass and then get started and realize that what I promised is way harder than I thought and then have no life while I manic-panic my way to delivering, somehow.

    • @danc4498
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      149 hours ago

      I knew what synergy was and I wanted it.