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    234 hours ago

    Meanwhile IRL cool cybernetic implants: I’m sorry our company has been bought by Amazon and support for your eyes has been dropped. Please refer to a local surgeon to remove them at your expense.

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      73 hours ago

      Begins to cry.

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