• AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    191 month ago

    You didn’t pay your subscription for your enhanced eyes, so you woke up blind this morning.

    • @gex
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      171 month ago

      Nah, you get downgraded to the essentials plan: 20/40 eyesight, dry eyeballs, ads on your peripheral vision and random eye twitching throughout the day