• Scott
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    562 months ago

    Sweet bread.

    OMG. It’s bread. Why is it sweet?

    • @[email protected]
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      172 months ago

      Depends on which kind you’re talking about. Cinnamon raisin breads and similar are sweet because they’re basically deserts (desserts?).

      Standard sandwich loaf is sweet because your weak foreign palate cannot handle the background level of high fructose corn syrup in all American food. It gives us the strength and vitality to enforce pax Americana, build our secret space colonies, and invent all new world technology.

    • @captainlezbian
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      92 months ago

      As an American, yeah that’s what gets me. I just don’t understand it and I hate it