• FenrirIII
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    295 months ago

    “What am going to do with this pallet of toilet paper I panic bought?!?” - American idiots

    • @almar_quigley
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      135 months ago

      The best part…we don’t import our toilet paper. People are dumb…

      • @[email protected]
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        155 months ago

        Peope cleared out the local grocery store of eggs on Tuesday despite our eggs being overwhelming laid domestically. The idiotic cherry on top was that the giant packs of 60 eggs were untouched. So everyone was buying a bunch of one dozen egg packs, and just leaving the bulk stuff. So that’s how I, a single guy who lives alone, ended up with 60 eggs

        • Stern
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          105 months ago

          So that’s how I, a single guy who lives alone, ended up with 60 eggs

          If the lore is accurate, after eating all of those you should be roughly as big as a barge.

          Or dead from the cholesterol. One of the two.