@PugJesus to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish • 4 months agoWhen your DM has been carefully paying attention to everything you saidimagemessage-square47arrow-up1633arrow-down19file-textstarcopymore-verticalflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
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minus-square@PugJesusOPlinkEnglish33•4 months agoAlternatively, his blade was not very deadly unless he got it in someone’s mouth. arrow-up133arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink27•4 months ago“Here, lick my knife.” “No.” “Please?” “Still no. Who puts a knife in their mouth? If you’re trying to poison me, maybe you should put poison on the rim of a stein and offer me some ale.” “I’m the worst assassin ever…” arrow-up127arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
Alternatively, his blade was not very deadly unless he got it in someone’s mouth.
“Here, lick my knife.”
“No.”
“Please?”
“Still no. Who puts a knife in their mouth? If you’re trying to poison me, maybe you should put poison on the rim of a stein and offer me some ale.”
“I’m the worst assassin ever…”