• @finitebanjo
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    2220 hours ago

    The prize is a surgery scheduled in advance to remove necrotic tissue from your back.

    • @Tikiporch
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      718 hours ago

      This is not a problem for a healthy person, which is presumably why he didn’t need surgery to remove necrotic tissue from his back.

      • @finitebanjo
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        -818 hours ago

        If you lay in onr spot all day every day you WILL form bed sores. End of discussion.

        • @Tikiporch
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          917 hours ago

          While true in most cases, that doesn’t apply here. They were allowed to have books, their phone, and a break every 8 hours to use the bathroom. Succesptible people can form pressure ulcers in that time frame, but a healthy person with normal circulation and skin, and absent from moisture and friction, will not get bed sores.

          This is the lying down competition, not the bedridden and in a coma competition. No post performance surgery required, or else the $350 prize doesn’t go very far…

        • Björn TantauOP
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          212 hours ago

          Hi there, hello, it’s me, professional bed layer. For a year or so now I could only leave my bed to go shitting. No bed sores.

          There’s a difference between laying completely still and changing your position every few hours.

          • @finitebanjo
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            09 hours ago

            Then do as Limp Biscuit told told you I guess, idk why yall feel the need to tear down a perfectly good joke.