• aramis87
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    1227 hours ago

    Fucking everyone wants Trump because he’s so fucking easy to manipulate.

    • @PugJesus
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      577 hours ago

      Iran and China are hesitant on him. Iran because he might be stupid enough to actually start a pointless war that’s in no one’s strategic interests, not even the US; China because he can be bribed, but he also swaps to the opinion of the person who last spoke to him, which makes him unpredictable (and thus makes it difficult to establish any policy that deals with the US as long as he’s in power).

      • ms.lane
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        31 hour ago

        What can you say? He’s a Salesman, sure he ‘might’ of destabilised the world for a bunch of consecutive paydays, but he made profit!

        What a champ! /s

    • Icalasari
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      136 hours ago

      Still kind of surprised there hasn’t been a poisoning attempt on him yet because of how much his ego thrives on being buttered up

      • @[email protected]
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        65 hours ago

        Wasn’t that why he loves fast food? It’s easier to target the White House supply chain for a precision poisoning than to try to hit every McDonald’s in a 50km radius and hope to get lucky.

        • @Maggoty
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          64 hours ago

          No he just likes McDonald’s