• aramis87
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    1227 hours ago

    Fucking everyone wants Trump because he’s so fucking easy to manipulate.

    • @PugJesus
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      577 hours ago

      Iran and China are hesitant on him. Iran because he might be stupid enough to actually start a pointless war that’s in no one’s strategic interests, not even the US; China because he can be bribed, but he also swaps to the opinion of the person who last spoke to him, which makes him unpredictable (and thus makes it difficult to establish any policy that deals with the US as long as he’s in power).

      • ms.lane
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        31 hour ago

        What can you say? He’s a Salesman, sure he ‘might’ of destabilised the world for a bunch of consecutive paydays, but he made profit!

        What a champ! /s

    • Icalasari
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      136 hours ago

      Still kind of surprised there hasn’t been a poisoning attempt on him yet because of how much his ego thrives on being buttered up

      • @[email protected]
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        66 hours ago

        Wasn’t that why he loves fast food? It’s easier to target the White House supply chain for a precision poisoning than to try to hit every McDonald’s in a 50km radius and hope to get lucky.

        • @Maggoty
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          64 hours ago

          No he just likes McDonald’s

  • @acosmichippo
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    “He meddled several times during the Clinton administration…

    …supported fundraisers in Israel for then-GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney in the 2012 presidential election

    …in 2020 he was all-out for Trump.”

    all that meddling and he has fuck all to show for it lol. hopefully that is a good omen for 2024.

    • @[email protected]
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      307 hours ago

      Fuck all to show for it? Democrats literally can’t tell him “no, stop doing genocide” or they’ll get primaried against “centrists” with twice their cash.

        • @[email protected]
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          196 hours ago

          I’m sure the fascist who refuses to leave power has nothing to do with the official bribery arm of the state of Israel.

          • @PugJesus
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            45 hours ago

            I think it’s meant more as “Bibi, specifically, has failed to get the ideological allies of Bibi into power” rather than “Israel has failed to ensure that both parties are ideological allies of Israel”

            The distinction is important insofar as Netanyahu’s alliance with the GOP is concerned, as opposed to the general bootlicking attitude of American politicians towards Israel.

  • @PugJesus
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    408 hours ago

    Surprising absolutely no one except for the staunchest and blindest American Zionists.

  • @TheBananaKing
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    188 hours ago

    But they continue to suck his dick regardless.

    • @[email protected]
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      67 hours ago

      It’s the sweet ketchup scent in the diaper that keeps them coming back time and time again.

        • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)
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          86 hours ago

          What the fuck is this and where do I buy one? How do I set it on people? Does it need their scent or does it have a little slot where I can insert someone’s picture and it’ll automatically home in on them?

          • @[email protected]
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            46 hours ago

            I see you’re already familiar with our portfolio. The previous model required an item of clothing, preferably a shoe, in order for the target to be “serviced” correctly. This version simply requires a photograph of the intended victim’s unadorned foot. Right or left, the BawlSac™️ cares not.