It’s not like there are people checking for immortals, I think it would be flagged by a dmv employee or something when they dont believe a clear 21 year old is actually 150. Let’s assume it’s current day im caught and not bring speculation on what the US is like in the year 2139 is like.

  • @[email protected]
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    171 month ago

    Just one question: on which keyboard are 4 and 9 close to each other to get typoed *X-Files music starts*

    • DebatableRaccoon
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      1 month ago

      It’s not about close position in this case, it’s that the idiot was typing quickly and hit the numbers in the wrong order. Also, a numpad was more likely used than the number row.

      • @jaybone
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        61 month ago

        Or left hand hovering 1 and 4, right hand hovering in over 6 through 0.

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      131 month ago

      in the number industry we call it a transposition error and you can tell if the difference between the two is a multiple of 9.

      • @Bgugi
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        121 month ago

        the number industry

        All I can think of is a gruff, blue collar worker coming home, covered in oil stains. He hangs up his hardhat and lunch pail at the door. “You would not believe the day I had!” He says, “Some jackass put the 9 dies in the 6 press, and I had to spend all morning trying to pry open the hydraulics without fucking them up. After all that, I get a call that the serifs are too long on the ones and they’re getting sorted as sevens!”