• Kilgore Trout
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    515 hours ago

    Last time I went in a vegetables shop I only took a peach. I think the owner thought something similar of me, because he told me I didn’t need to pay.

      • @[email protected]
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        33 hours ago

        Vegetables are a portmanteau of vegetation and table, as they are vegetarian for the table.

        All fruits are vegetation for the table, or vegetables. It’s just that not all vegetables are fruits.

      • @Buddahriffic
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        85 hours ago

        Yeah, owner was probably thinking “wtf is that doing here, I could lose my license!”

          • @njm1314
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            24 hours ago

            There ain’t no culture that says peaches are vegetables and if there somehow was then that culture needs to be exterminated.