I’ll go first. Mine is the instant knockout drug. Like Dexter’s intramuscular injection that causes someone to immediately lose consciousness. Or in the movie Split where there’s the aerosol spray in your face that makes you instantly unconscious. Or pretty much any time someone uses chloroform.

  • @shalafi
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    154 months ago

    Often we do press 2 keys and fix it. That’s what they see when tech support drops by so they thinks it’s magic and all fixes work like that.

    • @[email protected]
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      104 months ago

      Yup. That’s when I get the “what do we pay you for if it was that easy to fix?” … it was that easy to fix because I know what I’m doing!

      • @Anticorp
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        84 months ago

        what do we pay you for if it was that easy to fix

        The years of studying and ten years of experience required to know that those two keys would solve the problem.