• Björn Tantau
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    482 months ago

    Hundreds of years from now people will claim that only you knew that your route to the spice store existed while in reality everyone knew that it was too long.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      412 months ago

      “Oh, you’re back. Did you bring back the cinnamon and nutmeg?”

      “They were definitely out of those spices, but look at all of these severed hands!”

    • magic_lobster_party
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      92 months ago

      You found some other spice store on the way and convinced yourself it was the spice store you were after

      • Björn Tantau
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        72 months ago

        Although the Norwegian couple living above you has been going there for years.