Mr Woodward’s book alleges that Trump and Mr Putin have secretly maintained a close relationship since he left the White House in January 2021.

Call the other two Mr Name, but not Trump. That’s still more than the orange shitbag deserves, but it was still satisfying.

“None of these made up stories by Bob Woodward are true,” he said.

Everything anyone says about us is lies!

Although the details of his plan to end the war are unclear, his running mate JD Vance has suggested he would support territorial concessions to Moscow in exchange for a ceasefire.

Let’s normalize invading your neighbors and taking their land. That sounds awesome. Fuck these guys.