"It doesn’t make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when there is so much inequality in the chocolate industry! The unequally-sized chunks of our 6.35 oz bars are a palatable way of reminding Choco Fans and Serious Friends that the profits in the chocolate industry are unequally divided.

And in case you haven’t noticed, the bottom of our bars depicts the West African coastline. The chunks just above it represent the Gulf of Guinea. From left to right, you have Côte d’Ivoire, Ghana, Togo and Benin (terribly politically incorrect, we know, but we had to combine them to create enough space for a hazelnut), Nigeria and part of Cameroon."

From https://us.tonyschocolonely.com/pages/faqs

  • stebo
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    163 months ago

    if I die by eating dark chocolate, at least I’ll die happy

    • @Shapillon
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      73 months ago

      Except it’s the kind of poison that takes decades to kill you. And it’s bad for braincells too.

      • stebo
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        oh so it’s just like alcohol then, that hasn’t stopped many people before unfortunately

        • @Shapillon
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          But alcohol is paychoactive and addictive. Lead is non of those things.

            • @[email protected]
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              33 months ago

              Paychoactive and addictive?

              Have you been buying your chocolate from the dispensary again?

              • stebo
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                33 months ago

                ooops

                no I meant just the addictive part

                • @[email protected]
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                  33 months ago

                  Ha, fair enough, still not sure alcohol and chocolate are comparable in terms of addiction, but mostly poking fun, don’t worry about it…

                  • stebo
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                    33 months ago

                    obviously not but chocolate is also addictive to some extent

      • @Buddahriffic
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        43 months ago

        The kind of brain damage that makes conservatism look good even if you are making below the average salary.