As Hurricane Milton prepares to circumcise the United States, please remember your job isn’t worth it. If your area is under an evacuation order, please evacuate, even if your shitty job is telling you to stay and show up for work. Please stay safe.
As Hurricane Milton prepares to circumcise the United States, please remember your job isn’t worth it. If your area is under an evacuation order, please evacuate, even if your shitty job is telling you to stay and show up for work. Please stay safe.
I don’t think cutting right through the middle counts as circumcision.
Milton’s on shrooms and has an axe
Dammit, Milton! I’m calling the FDA!
The U.S. is getting gender reassignment surgery.
Gender switched from “nice” to “micropenis”
Look Florida is obviously an injured limb that’s festering. It needs to be amputated and Milton signed up for the job. We tried to offer it to Helene but she decided to take a mountain vacation during this sprint.
You say circumcision, I say castration, ehhhh potayto potahto
BOBBIT Chopping motion with hand
Should’ve been hurricane Lorena after Ms Bobbitt
The hurricane botched it because of climate change 😔
More like a c-section