@[email protected] to Microblog MemesEnglish • 11 hours agoFlorida man forgets about four category 5 storms that hit when he was presidentlemmy.mlimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1600arrow-down19
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minus-squaremassive_bereavementlinkfedilink14•8 hours agoI mean it makes sense. We need to teach a lesson to those hurricanes.
minus-square@edgemaster72link9•6 hours agoWe don’t want to look weak in front of the other weather emergencies.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•37 minutes agoIf there’s one thing you wanna look strong in front of, it’s nuclear fallout.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•5 hours agoThat’s why I support nuking the whales.
minus-squaremassive_bereavementlinkfedilink5•7 hours agoWe have some perfect nukes just sitting around that cost hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars. It would be a waste not to use them.
But he has heard of nuking hurricanes.
I mean it makes sense. We need to teach a lesson to those hurricanes.
We don’t want to look weak in front of the other weather emergencies.
If there’s one thing you wanna look strong in front of, it’s nuclear fallout.
The ocean isn’t sending its best.
Gotta nuke something.
That’s why I support nuking the whales.
We have some perfect nukes just sitting around that cost hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars. It would be a waste not to use them.