• hallettj
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    274 months ago

    According to the theory of quantum immortality, everyone gets their own main-character timeline.

    • @aeronmelon
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      94 months ago

      Karen: “I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER!”

      Manager: “But not in this timeline, ma’am.”

    • @Zachariah
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      74 months ago

      Also, in most timelines you’re dead or never existed.

      • Sasha [They/Them]
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        44 months ago

        That’s the best part, you have way more timelines where you aren’t the MC so there’s basically a 0% chance you’re in one now.

    • @recklessengagement
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      64 months ago

      Quantum immortality is just solopsism, with the added twist of watching all your loved ones die

      Hard pass

      • Rain World: Slugcat Game
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        14 months ago

        would tell you, but don’t want you to be greeted by quite literally infinite versions of you