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minus-squarehallettjlinkfedilinkEnglish23•1 day agoAccording to the theory of quantum immortality, everyone gets their own main-character timeline.
minus-square@aeronmelonlink8•23 hours agoKaren: “I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER!” Manager: “But not in this timeline, ma’am.”
minus-square@recklessengagementlink4•20 hours agoQuantum immortality is just solopsism, with the added twist of watching all your loved ones die Hard pass
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•22 hours agoThat’s the best part, you have way more timelines where you aren’t the MC so there’s basically a 0% chance you’re in one now.
According to the theory of quantum immortality, everyone gets their own main-character timeline.
Karen: “I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER!”
Manager: “But not in this timeline, ma’am.”
Quantum immortality is just solopsism, with the added twist of watching all your loved ones die
Hard pass
Also, in most timelines you’re dead or never existed.
That’s the best part, you have way more timelines where you aren’t the MC so there’s basically a 0% chance you’re in one now.
Great.
So how do I get there?