• @[email protected]
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    353 months ago

    Nope, definitely the gays. Did you know they collectively stole the rainbow from god? Scandalous.

    /s

    • @[email protected]
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      183 months ago

      Rumor has it that they hijacked hell and turned the first 3 circles into a nightclub, a B&B, and a spa

      • @[email protected]
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        53 months ago

        I mean, it’s all fictitious headcanon, I’m on board with this one.

        “And as God declared homosexuality a sin, he made his second mistake, because their over representation led to a fabulous revolution. Fighting back against homophobic demons and damned souls, and freely inviting the homosexual demons into their territory, they created a vibrant new hell… With blackjack, and hookers.”

      • Midnight Wolf
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        33 months ago

        I’m the official gay and I have my voucher for a penthouse suite and a bitchin meet and greet with the man himself, so you best believe that nightclub is my top priority. Well, once I finish having raunchy scandalous sex with adorable, hung subs. And I don’t even have to wait to die for that!

        It’s so good to be so bad 😏