At the end of his life, my grandpa subsisted on 2 pints of strawberry banana yoplait yogurt and a pack of Coors light a day. What dietary hell will you fall into?

  • @[email protected]
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    26 days ago

    I’ve got a lemonade recipe that I will happily be “forgetting” I already made a batch of for the rest of my life.

    I call it the Swiss Lion, and it’s creamy fruity lemony goodness.

    • @Today
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      26 days ago

      Lemonade recipe tax.

      • @[email protected]
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        76 days ago

        Zest a small bag of lemons, 4 to 5, then peel the lemons and reserve the zest with the lemon flesh.

        Get a box of strawberries and chop off the tops before cutting up and tossing in with the zest and lemon flesh.

        Get a cup of cane sugar, and pour it into the bowl before tossing the whole mess together as much as possible, then spread it into a baking pan.

        Either hit it with a kitchen torch, or slap it under the broiler for 2 minutes.

        Toss it all in the blender with 2 cups of chilled water and give it just enough pulses to get it all combined together.

        Strain it into a bowl, then strain it again back into the blender.

        Add in 1 to 3 cans of sweetened condensed milk to desired consistency, and cane sugar to taste.

        Blend it all together one more time with a handful of ice cubes and voilà.

        Swiss because the sweetened condensed milk and zest are from what’s called a Brazilian Lemonade, but what the Brazilians call a Limonada Suisse, and Lion because the Strawberries Cane Sugar and Torch come from Detroit (lions) 75 Kitchen Lemonade.

        • @WoahWoah
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          6 days ago

          Why in the world would you include the lemon pith? Or is that not what you mean by “lemon flesh”?

          • @P00ptart
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            16 days ago

            You’d be surprised how many recipes use a bit of rind.

            • @WoahWoah
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              15 days ago

              I can imagine, but it only adds bitterness. Seems counterproductive for this application.