• FuglyDuck
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      54 hours ago

      If it’s leaking down your pants and pooling in your shoes…

      It’s not a fart.

      Ever notice that odd <squish><squish> noise when he walks?

      • @Zahille7
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        52 hours ago

        If you’re sliding into Two, and your pants are full of poo…

        Diarrhear

    • @200ok
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      126 hours ago

      He is a gas bag