• @[email protected]
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    233 months ago

    Sorry, too late, we’ve already shipped the grungy atheist gamer man child to your address.

    If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we’ll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      93 months ago

      Oh no, that’s alright. I’m sure we can find something to do with him.

    • burgersc12
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      grungy atheist gamer man child

      Ah shit, looks like I’m getting shipped

    • @Valmond
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      43 months ago

      He comes in what kind of stockings?

      • @[email protected]
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        All of our products with the exception of the premium “Cat Boy” and “Kawaii Maid Boy” ship a bare, to allow our customers to customise them to their own tastes.

        If you give me your order number, I can look up the status of your order and confirm the shipping status for you?