• AFK BRB Chocolate
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    15 hours ago

    Nice thought, but it won’t matter. Trump will just have Ronnie Jackson say he’s never seen a man as healthy as Trump in all his years, and that Trump will likely live to be 250 years old, and even then he’ll only die because he’ll realize he’s solved all of the world’s problems and there’s nothing left to live for.

    (There are too many “ands” in that sentence, but I can’t be bothered to fix it)