• no banana
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    673 days ago

    *Slaps the dirt*

    That ain’t going anywhere

        • @BigPotato
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          123 days ago

          You’re just supposed to say the two in sequence.

          1. Slap it
          2. That’s not going anywhere
          3. As you walk away, say “ain’t going nowhere”
          4. Drive away and watch as you sand blast everything in your rear view