• @Zorque
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      3214 hours ago

      Moist hands.

      • @[email protected]
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        813 hours ago

        If I went around sayin’ I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!

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        13 hours ago

        She learned a tragic lesson in why spears are the go-to weapon in undersea adventures.

        That said, impressive strength on that mutant Kuo-Toa to swing a flailed morningstar underwater.