• @Zorque
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    2912 hours ago

    Moist hands.

    • @[email protected]
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      711 hours ago

      If I went around sayin’ I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!

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      12 hours ago

      She learned a tragic lesson in why spears are the go-to weapon in undersea adventures.

      That said, impressive strength on that mutant Kuo-Toa to swing a flailed morningstar underwater.