• @Agent641
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    4811 hours ago

    Me: I’m quite secure in my sexuality.

    Also me, after 11 vodkas:

      • @Agent641
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        85 hours ago

        If we are talking shots (and I am), then that’s 45*11 about 500ml of vodka. Back in my drinking days (I’ve been sober for almost 2 years) that was “A solid start.” And if I got that deep, I was sure to finish the rest of the 750 ml bottle just for the fuck of it, and probably have some sambuca or jungle juice, to finish up, and I probably would have started with at least two pints of beer. By then it would be kebab-o’clock.

        • @[email protected]
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          4 hours ago

          Good to hear those days are over.
          It’s hard enough for me to beat my “3 beers after work” addiction.

      • @redshoepastor
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        79 hours ago

        Like “almost a whole fifth” lot of vodka.

        • @kautau
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          148 hours ago

          Well if 11 vodkas is almost 1/5 of vodka, then 12 vodkas must be 1/5 of vodka, so I can only assume that 60 vodkas is 1 vodka

          • @evidences
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            24 hours ago

            So one vodka is actually a gallon of vodka, that dude would be dead is he drank 11 vodkas /s