• @[email protected]
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    5519 hours ago

    Is there a Statler and Waldorf commentated cut of the shining because if not I have a great idea.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      5319 hours ago

      “Johnny? I thought his name was Jack.”

      “Yeah, well I don’t give Jack squat.”

      [Old man laughter ensues.]

      • @SzethFriendOfNimi
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        16 hours ago

        Why’s he breaking down the door?

        She’s been in there for hours. How else is he supposed to get her out the door for dinner.

        [More laughter]

    • nocturne
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      1418 hours ago

      I want to see A Very Muppet Shining, with Gonzo playing Jack. Sadly Shelly Duval passed, so she cannot reprise her role.

      • MeatPilot
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        16 hours ago

        There was a guest appearance by Fozzie Bear.

          • MeatPilot
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            416 hours ago

            Whoops, Fonzie would have jumped a shark after performing fellatio.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        1017 hours ago

        Miss Piggy screaming while Gonzo did “Heeeeeere’s Johnny!” would be great.

        I would assume Pepe would be Lloyd the bartender.