• Flying SquidOP
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    5319 hours ago

    “Johnny? I thought his name was Jack.”

    “Yeah, well I don’t give Jack squat.”

    [Old man laughter ensues.]

    • @SzethFriendOfNimi
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      16 hours ago

      Why’s he breaking down the door?

      She’s been in there for hours. How else is he supposed to get her out the door for dinner.

      [More laughter]