• @PugJesus
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    91 month ago

    Check to see if their contract with their god actually covers that service, I’m pretty sure those holy covenants are strict by-the-letter deals

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      111 month ago

      That’s what I’m worried about. Last time my house got smited with a lightning bolt, my insurance company told me that acts of god weren’t insurable.

      • rhsJack
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        41 month ago

        Quick renters’ question: what about flooding?

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          31 month ago

          I hear that happened way back in everyone’s great-grandfather’s day, but the animals have since dispersed and there was a rainbow.