• @LEDZeppelin
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    1114 hours ago

    Does he really think a darker spray tan would sway black voters in his favor?

    • AFK BRB Chocolate
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      1913 hours ago

      In case anyone thinks it’s not real, or it’s an artifact of the candid photo, here’s a pic from the other day that he posed for. It was posted by the Republican that he’s standing with.

      He must not have a mirror with the side panels. They must push his face through a hole in a bib and then blast it with a spray can. It’s ridiculous.

      That being said, that’s not the reason to hate him, there are many other valid reasons for that

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        712 hours ago

        What an idiot. He’s probably the most perfect representative of the people he represents. None of us can get true representation, and here comes along dingus supreme, the mouthpiece for idiots everywhere.

      • @_stranger_
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        210 hours ago

        That’s Cornyn. If Ted Cruz is Wormtounge, then Cornyn is Saruman.

      • Optional
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        311 hours ago

        No, and this is true - he does that to himself. Every day. He doesn’t let anyone else do it.

        Seriously, he’s a demented sociopathic rapist, what did we expect?

    • The Pantser
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      214 hours ago

      I think those are liver spots, his face is just one giant liver spot.