• @captainlezbian
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    64 months ago

    I want Dionysius to turn some the food at the back of the fridge to lsd instead of the stupid penicillium Gaia is making it into

    • @obre
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      44 months ago

      Best I can do is ergotism

      • Simple Jack
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        34 months ago

        Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So…which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.

        • @captainlezbian
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          34 months ago

          Dehydration, malnourishment, lack of sense of self, hallucinations… I’m pretty sure that one’s actually yahweh…

          • Simple Jack
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            24 months ago

            Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right.

            • @captainlezbian
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              14 months ago

              Thanks, I spend too much time thinking about middle eastern deities