- cross-posted to:
- criminaljustice
- cross-posted to:
- criminaljustice
Here is this guy’s highlight reel
- Raided funds meant for firefighters and paramedics to bankroll his lavish lifestyle. Fancy cars, luxury vacations, designer clothes – even his child support.
- Squandered millions in public funds while essential services were left to rot.
- Used public money to grease the palms of Republican politicians.
- Prioritized lucrative non-emergency transfers over life-saving 911 calls. Who needs a paramedic when there’s money to be made?
- Deprived emergency responders of vital equipment while his own “limousines” were chauffeured around.
- Stole from his own dead brother’s children.
I don’t find prison rape particularly funny, to me it’s a failure of the state and society that it happens.
Plus it’s an overdone joke.
The “Didn’t scan? Must be free!” of prison jokes.
Let’s instead hope that his bunkmates and neighbors snore loudly and take big rancid dumps every morning