It’s been trending this way for years, but seeing it graphed out like this is shocking.

What do you think are the effects of this drastic change?

  • I Cast Fist
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    62 months ago

    Can’t privatize individuals’ bodily functions, but you can enshitify the experience of all senses, “Want to turn off the lights at night? That’s 5 dollars per hour. Want to enable the flush of your toilet? That’ll be 7.50, thank you. In order to remove the noise from your apartment, please pay the subscription. If you want to get rid of ALL the noises, pay the diamond premium sub!”

    • @DerArzt
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      82 months ago

      Want to turn off the lights at night? That’s $5 per hour.

      And of course you will pay $6 per hour to keep them on, gotta squeeze 'em at both ends after all.

    • @PlantDadManGuy
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      42 months ago

      No no no, you’re doing it all wrong. New toilet $200. Or get this one day only special offer New toilet 3 easy payments of $10.99 plus heated seat and Butt Blaster Bidet TM with annual subscription of just $40 per month!