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- criminaljustice
- cross-posted to:
- criminaljustice
Here is this guy’s highlight reel
- Raided funds meant for firefighters and paramedics to bankroll his lavish lifestyle. Fancy cars, luxury vacations, designer clothes – even his child support.
- Squandered millions in public funds while essential services were left to rot.
- Used public money to grease the palms of Republican politicians.
- Prioritized lucrative non-emergency transfers over life-saving 911 calls. Who needs a paramedic when there’s money to be made?
- Deprived emergency responders of vital equipment while his own “limousines” were chauffeured around.
- Stole from his own dead brother’s children.
Plus it’s an overdone joke.
The “Didn’t scan? Must be free!” of prison jokes.