Here is this guy’s highlight reel

  • Raided funds meant for firefighters and paramedics to bankroll his lavish lifestyle. Fancy cars, luxury vacations, designer clothes – even his child support.
  • Squandered millions in public funds while essential services were left to rot.
  • Used public money to grease the palms of Republican politicians.
  • Prioritized lucrative non-emergency transfers over life-saving 911 calls. Who needs a paramedic when there’s money to be made?
  • Deprived emergency responders of vital equipment while his own “limousines” were chauffeured around.
  • Stole from his own dead brother’s children.
  • El Barto
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    201 month ago

    Plus it’s an overdone joke.

    The “Didn’t scan? Must be free!” of prison jokes.