@jeffwM to PennsylvaniaEnglish • 22 hours agoDonald Trump will ‘work the fry cooker’ at McDonald’s in Pa. this weekendwww.inquirer.comexternal-linkmessage-square27arrow-up181arrow-down14cross-posted to: news
arrow-up177arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump will ‘work the fry cooker’ at McDonald’s in Pa. this weekendwww.inquirer.com@jeffwM to PennsylvaniaEnglish • 22 hours agomessage-square27cross-posted to: news
minus-square@RangerJosielinkEnglish89•21 hours agoI don’t believe that for one fucking second. But im happy to be proven wrong. This is a man who’s never worked a day in his life. An 8hr shift running a fryer would kill him stone dead. If he could even do the job at all.
minus-square@jeffwOPMlinkEnglish62•21 hours ago8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn
minus-square@mipadaitulinkEnglish5•14 hours agoHe’ll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it’ll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he’ll walk away.
minus-square@scutigerlinkEnglish3•10 hours agoDonald, the oil’s too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】linkEnglish2•10 hours agoJust to be sure this would splatter oil violently around the room, right?
minus-square@scutigerlinkEnglish4•8 hours agoQuite violently, yes. It’s essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish31•20 hours agoA minute? He can stand there and do nothing for 39 minutes!
minus-square2001aCentenaryofFederationlinkfedilink11•20 hours agoand he’ll call that burn an attempted assassination
I don’t believe that for one fucking second. But im happy to be proven wrong.
This is a man who’s never worked a day in his life. An 8hr shift running a fryer would kill him stone dead. If he could even do the job at all.
8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn
He’ll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it’ll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he’ll walk away.
Donald, the oil’s too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!
Just to be sure this would splatter oil violently around the room, right?
Quite violently, yes.
It’s essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.
A minute? He can stand there and do nothing for 39 minutes!
and he’ll call that burn an attempted assassination