• @jeffwOPM
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    6221 hours ago

    8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn

    • @mipadaitu
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      514 hours ago

      He’ll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it’ll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he’ll walk away.

      • @scutiger
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        310 hours ago

        Donald, the oil’s too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!

          • @scutiger
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            48 hours ago

            Quite violently, yes.

            It’s essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.