• @Death_Equity
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    13 hours ago

    Just eat a handful of sugar-free gummy bears every morning before you leave for work and it will be so super easy to poop and clockwork regular.

    • @[email protected]
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      250 minutes ago

      I think if you’re going to take a daily laxative you should just get an actual laxative.

      • @Death_Equity
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        139 minutes ago

        “Actual”? Sugar-free Gummy bears are legit laxatives and they are adorable gelatinous bears that come in fun colors with great flavors.