• @Sanctus
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    514 hours ago

    While wearing a full face of horribly applied spray tan. A real man would blend his spray tan so it looks natural.

    • @[email protected]
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      213 hours ago

      The fact that he does this, I think, means he probably has something unsightly going on with his skin. Age spots, vitiligo, something. His crazy hair is to cover up the balding, so I’m sure the spray tan fixes something that can only look way worse.