My friend Quentin is a big fan of Ranma 1/2. He’s read the manga and really enjoyed some feet. “While butchering some good feet moments, Nabiki’s feet are still in prime condition”, he told me. He went on to complain about Ranma’s feet not being up to the standard of the manga when she’s sitting in the tree in the second episode.

He went on about it for half an hour.

He also told me he’d cast Margot (??) as female Ranma and his good pal Sam (???) as the male Ranma and thought it very necessary for me to write this. Essential, even.

I keep telling him he should make his own account but he says he’s too busy and I ask with what and all I get is a blank stare