Sorry fam, I can buy you maybe 5 minutes. Make 'em count.

    • @[email protected]
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      141 month ago

      “That dude has a wife and kids! I’ll get you their bank account numbers and social security numbers! PLEASE STOP!!!”

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      61 month ago

      my record is 23 nostril hairs at once!

      I used to pull them out instead of using a nose hair trimmer because it was easy and doesn’t realy hurt if I do it fast.

      Then i learned you can get awful brain poisoning from doing this if you get an infection so i had to let the record stand there about 15 years ago. Best record before that was only 14 so I was quite excited to get 23.

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        71 month ago

        you can get awful brain poisoning from doing this

        Say whay now? Sounds like I should stop the practice. I didn’t even keep score :(

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          i do not understand at all why waxing your mustache is fine but plucking your nose hairs is not!

          But the tldr is an infection inside your nose can get into your brain somehow and it’s way more likely if you pull the hairs out vs trimming them.

          Idk it was 15 years ago and i’m no scientist but the evidence available to me at the time was compelling enough that i quit it!

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      21 month ago

      You jest, but a person in the grips of torture will give up anyone, and anything to make it stop, their wife and kids included.