• MudMan
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    156 hours ago

    Look, we’re in the realm where the guy decided to remove 50% of all life… as a resource conservation attempt.

    Lovely movies, but the “guy’s a literal death cultist” required way less suspension of disbelief. Jilted incel Thanos pining after an annoyed Aubrey Plaza or whoever would have been way more timely, too.

    But if we’re doing it this way… 50% of the plants, algae and plankton would have died too. XKCD MUST have figured out what that’d do to the atmosphere by now, right?

    • @Cryophilia
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      11 hour ago

      Would have made waaaaay more sense if he said “half of all sentient life”, but I bet focus groups revealed that the average Marvel fan has no idea what “sentient” means.

      It’s still a bad idea, but at least it’s a bad idea that historically has been believed by a lot of people. It’s got a whole name, Malthusianism.

    • @[email protected]
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      66 hours ago

      pining after an annoyed Aubrey Plaza

      Can’t have your bad guy be that relatable. Everyone would just be cheering against the avengers.

      • @ieatpwns
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        36 hours ago

        Thank you for the head cannon update. now marvels version of death is played by Aubrey plaza and it just fucking works